This is the best bit of vitriol I have read in recent memory.  Fists are so boring when you can pound someone this eloquently.

“I only wrote that sodding paragraph to make that joke. And you’ve fucking stripped it out like a pissed Irish plasterer restoring a renaissance fresco and thinking jesus looks shit with a bear so plastering over it.”

I’m going to steal every letter of this the next time someone changes one of my designs.